And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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3·4 days agoAnd it was always “three Hail Marys and a Glory Be” and you’re golden. What a weird ritual.
Not the dude in the Bible, because the things he’s supposed to have done are impossible. So probably there was some dude that did or said some things and then got a bunch of folklore attached to him. A certain amount of the jesus story comes from contemporaneous myths - IIRC, a virgin birth was a common one.
I’m sorry for your loss 🤍
1·5 days agoI bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.
3·6 days agoAw man what’d I miss?
May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?
I believe the trans population is 1% of total population. So 1% of 5700 mass shooters is 57, meaning trans shooters are very underrepresented among mass shooters roughly by a factor of 10.
Isn’t this a quote from Gabby Giffords, who pretty famously got shot by Jared Loughner? She has a unique perspective here.
May I introduce you to the concept of chopsticks?
OK, Sandy has a new bestie and kitten friends? What a lucky lady, I bet she’s loving her new home!
4·7 days agoIt’ll be 25 years this week!
Maybe not objectively bad, but mine is '60s music. Even the super sugary pop crap (well, minus bubblegum). Even though a lot of the lyrics haven’t aged well. I just love it. SiriusXM’s '60s Gold stays on my radio dial!
Also, I love being in the sun. I’m super pale and I’ve had to have a bunch of things removed and biopsied by the dermatologist, so now I load up on sunblock and avoid the sun like a vampire, which makes me sad. I know it’s bad for me but I really do love the sun 💛
43 and it’s Cap’n Crunch for me. It happens once every few years and I always regret it.
Build a wall, make the USA pay for it
(Kidding, mostly.)
2·8 days agoI don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?
OMG there’s something super cute about dat curly back paw 😍
Terrifyin’!