don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
Tea always. I mean, coffee sometimes, but my go-to is tea. Yorkshire Gold, 2 sugars, small splash of evaporated milk.
Does whatever a spiderpig does
The solar system, just to be safe
I grew up with cats, so my default is under.
Philly suburbs!
No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet
That’s so funny, what a specific behavior! I really do wonder to what degree we’re all just automatons behaving on the whims of our genes.
I love Obvious Plant
Did he speaka your language?
The weird thing is that it’s super commonplace over here, so lots of people do enjoy it. There are a lot of different kinds of potato salad and I’m betting the mega-Karen in the OP is referring to the kind that is pretty much just potatoes in mayo (which, for the record, is disgusting).
Maybe I’m lucky because I live near Pennsylvania Dutch country, but there’s an abundance of good potato salad here.
Those little furry fuckers. They ate my begonia :(
Yeah the Arch Deluxe was seriously amazing
You got it, I’m a very firm believer in ‘different strokes for different folks’!
Understood, that used to bother me too. After a while people realized I was firm and laid off. Other than a few occasional passive-aggressive comments from my mom about how she doesn’t have grandchildren, nobody really says anything anymore.
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That way there’zzz alwayzzz more flyzzzz 🪰🪰
I’m glad it worked out well for you! :)
I’m flattered, but I’m from New Jersey haha