Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

Is there a green gatorade?

She’s getting so big! 🤍

Not creeps. Predators.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍

One doþ wonder

FTFY

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.

We had Lace Bouquet:

Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Classic Wormantha.