It’s beautiful, and such a sweet thing to do for your wife!

Holy shit I hate this song so much

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It sounds like she was pretty neglected. :( She’s lucky to have you!

I used to work at a stable and giving horses a bath now and again was one of my favorite things to do because I loved using the sweat scraper (one of those long plastic ones) and seeing them turn a different color as the moisture came out

She’s such a pretty lady! 🤍

Well with that title, you have to pay the cat tax!

Dude too soon

Don’t forget pork roll and scrapple

(Actually let’s forget scrapple, it’s disgusting)

Looks like Alvin’s into it

Nobody should care if he used to be a landscaper. It’s not relevant. His age is absolutely relevant though. He’s far too young to have the wisdom and experience to handle this job properly. How is he going to know which experts to bring in and who to listen to? He’s grossly unqualified.

I wouldn’t call it hardcore necessarily. I’m on lemmy because I walked away from reddit when they shut down api access to third party apps. I haven’t had any other social media since I got rid of facebook in 2013 when Edward Snowden dropped his info. I just don’t want it, to be honest. Facebook was a little hard to give up because it was the only way I stayed in touch with some folks, but honestly the important relationships survived. And all the rest - instagram, tiktok, twitter, snapchat, et al - don’t really appeal to me. Especially short-form content, which I find extra annoying.

Th…thanks…

I was hoping for fat baby jd vance

On your way to a world that others might have missed

My brain thought it was a light bulb wrapped in masking tape

And it’s too early for that dress.

It’s what I use in a pinch, and actually it’s great for removing mineral sunscreen, but I find it’s harder to wash off than other oil cleansers.

Bob Dylan - Hurricane (which actually became a movie starring Denzel Washington in 1999).

I mean, I’m not enduring anything. I think of it as general upkeep, not too dissimilar to flossing or working out. It keeps my skin healthy and young and unless I’m really busy or in a rush, I don’t mind doing it.

Specifically: I’m 43 years old and nobody ever believes me about that. Most people put me in me early thirties (last year someone guessed late twenties and I thought she was just trying to flatter me but she was dead serious!). My skin doesn’t show my age. I have some fine lines but no deep wrinkles, my skintone is even and the few sunspots I had have faded, and my skin has a healthy glow.

I’ve always looked youthful but now my skin looks younger and healthier than it did 5 years ago.