Dicks out for Jane goodall

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

Yeah idiots say a lot of things alright

I remember this game. It came out in the 90s. I think it was called die by the sword.

Yeah that was it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_by_the_Sword

What a fucking dipstick. Absolutely failure pile of leadership.

A life sized portrait? That really dials it up a notch.

I had a dream last night where I met Donald trump after he gave an appalling speech. I told him his suit jacket still had a label on it and he droned on unintelligibly about nothing while I took Tylenol 1s for some reason. Then I turned into a bird and flew to the airport.

Think about it.

No argument there. Like - independent, self sufficient, smart, capable? Sexy as hell.

Wow.

Sourced.

Terrible advice.

Is it really shocking that we have spineless milquetoast leadership?

No party ran a candidate last election that I’d consider a particularly worthy PM.

Carney is preferable to pee pee poo poo but imo he’s still severely lacking as a PM.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Hail Satan!

Seems to me like doing this is a sure fire way to permanently lose 50% of your chip production.

I see Canada. Walking around like normal people. But it doesn’t know it’s Canada.

Hello, this is Canada.

Can I get mine with a side of polyamory please?

THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM

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