“We need more cars on the road so I can build tunnels. Fuck bikes. Fuck transit. We need more unhappy, crowded people. And their antivax germs.”

With a picture of muhammad on it:

The US burying him in pork fat sounds like the due process they shriek.

Excellent response. Covered the bases.

Releasing the military upon his own people rubber stamps the award for him.

Thank you I shudda thunk of the hoser one…I’ll crosspost.

Can’t wait for discovery!