Nasssty tricksy anitfas

It really does feel like some asshat sat down and thought to themselves “you know what the satanic panic needed? More racism”

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Cruella

I almost want them to give Obama a second one just to see if it gives Donnie an aneurysm.

I mean, if what we call AI was actually AI, sure, maybe. This is just glorified autocorrect.

Can we also launch him into space?

It would probably work really well for graphic novels, since they do occasionally have panels or illustrations that span both pages.

Welp, best of luck Flyboy. You’re a miserable sack of wet turds as well but I’m all in favor of more infighting.

Figured it wasn’t gonna be that specifically when he announced the speech by saying “the best is yet to come”. Even the warhawkiest war hawks wouldn’t refer to war as “good times ahead”; they generally go with ‘unavoidable’ or ‘necessary’ or some ‘I am very badass’ murica type shit. That being said, I was pretty concerned he was going to announce a whole array of new and interesting human rights violations.

Him jerking himself off for 20 minutes like we got was honestly kind of the best case scenario.

Well, second best anyway. Him having the other kind of stroke live on air would have been the actual best case.

He also absolutely seems like the type to leave a doctor’s appointment about how his diet is killing him and get McDonald’s on the way home.

Can you imagine being Trump’s doctor? He’s gotta be a fucking awful patient. Firing people who tell him things he doesn’t want to hear is his favorite past time.

Asparagus

Nothing, but in fairness that may be due to the fact that he’s not IN office until next month.

I dunno, Times New Roman looks an awful lot like a book or a newspaper and reading is woke.

Switch to comic sans like a real murican.

I honestly think he was diagnosed with dementia all the way back around the “man woman person camera tv” incident.

When someone has a neuropsych eval, it’s never just ONE test, it’s a set of several. Another very common one is the clock drawing test, which can be highly indicative of alzheimers or other forms of dementia.

The simple fact that he wasn’t also crowing about drawing the best clock anyone ever saw makes me think that one did not go well.

Hey look, a participation trophy

I understand the point you’re making but refuse to give them the satisfaction.

Also let’s be real, there’s a distinct possibility it was changed because these dumbfucks can’t spell ‘defense’

I feel like millionaire might be too broad a term here but I can’t really think of a better phrasing. There is a pretty big difference between an accomplished neurosurgeon or something retiring at 65 with a few million and some asshat CEO retiring at 40 with 500+ million.

An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with

His default facial expression is “concerningly wet fart”