Hey, what does that little switch do?

This one?

No, no. The other one.

This one?

No. Up. Up. Look, see where your hand is? Not there. Yes! That one right there! What does it do?

No idea.

They keep running out of black Sharpie pens, and they’re waiting on an Amazon delivery.

He hurt baby’s feelings.

They had to immediately make that call.
Anyone with even an ounce of brain matter sees the true story, but the Trump camp needed to quickly twist the facts to keep the MAGAts on their side and slathering at the mouth.

This murder is 1000x worse, but the narrative is exactly the same as the ‘immigrants are eating people’s pets’ bullshit.
All 100% untrue, but the Trump people will continue to lie, double-down and shout their version of the story at every possible moment to drown out the real truth. Which is, they are full of shit, and they know they are full of shit, but they can’t risk showing even the slightest crack in their hold on power, as warped as it is.

Well you know, we do have all those ships in the area. Would seem a bit of a waste to just stop with one kidnapping.

/s

Fluffy.
Zero fucks left to give.

I won’t argue that airlines treat people like cattle, but one should still make an attempt at looking respectable.

You’re not doing it for the airline. You’re doing it for those who have to look at you.

Especially an airport.
People just have zero class traveling on airplanes these days. If that’s your best attempt at looking respectable, then you failed.
And don’t claim comfort. There are many ways of looking decent and comfortable at the same time.

(yeah yeah, get off my lawn)

Aside from the house, who the hell is going to pay the electric bill.
Does every damn light in the place need to be on?

35 years, and it seems like it was yesterday.

https://www.playdosgames.com/online/commander-keen-1/

My SSID has always been “InfectedWithVirus”.

My wife and I are both introverted. (and I have some social anxiety in certain situations)

We met on a dating site called “OurTime”. I can’t speak for it now, as that was 15 years ago, but it’s a site geared towards people 45 years and up, who don’t want to deal with the bullshit of other dating sites.
(neither of us were 45 at the time, but that didn’t seem to matter)

We have similar interests and that made it easy to start conversations. We talked back and forth for a week or two, and then started voice calls for about a week before actually going on a date.
We didn’t rush things along and just took things as they came, and got married about three years later.

GitGubN00b

That just made the mental image 10x worse.

No, but that’s still a bit too shiny and white for my tastes.

Soon

And then the first time you learned about T9. Game changer.

To be brutally honest, I’m sure there is a lab somewhere cooking up a new virus that will be even harder to fight off.
Once the CDC guardrails are completely gone, said virus is ‘accidentally’ released, killing off countless people who are unable to defend against it.

“We get rid of the sick, old, poor, infirm, or anyone else we don’t want hanging around, that means more money for us!”

With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

… Then go full cookie monster.

Snow White and the Dwarf

One Man and a Baby

Clerk

The First House on the Left