Those Leopards are gonna be stuffed to bursting!

I am shocked I tell you, shocked.

Everyone knows that fat people just sit around all day not working!!

Let me introduce you to the United States of America…

Well, shock me coloured, that IS a big surprise.

This is not Captain Blood. This is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Blood_(video_game)

Privatised water companies you say? England is way ahead of the shit curve.