Please tell me this was your reaction:

Can I “join” and not name any cereals just to beat the fuck out of a bunch of proud boys?

Around me, the threat would be “That’s how you get fucked up,” leaving the level of violence ambiguous.

I think we have a similar commute, or there’s more than one dummy with that matte black.

I usually see it on a street with the same name as a hospital they tore down…

Yeah, but not on the lips.

Trump’s base in a few days: Melania? Isn’t she an immigrant? She only married Trump to get citizenship! Deport her!

Jurassic Park released in 1993. 31 years ago…

Yeah, that creamsicle is chef’s kiss; definitely my favorite.

As a Nightshift Psychopath™ my caffeine dependencies are a bit different than “normal” people who drink coffee and don’t get accused of Vampirism. A buddy of mine used to make “pixie stix” out of C4 powder & Boba Straws for the times you get voluntold into a 16hr shift.

I haven’t reached that point yet, but I’ve thought about it more than I thought I would.

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

Are you criticizing my MIDI art?

I deal with it through a lifetime of developing thick skin, education, and comedy.

The occasional threat of handing out 3/5’s of an ass whooping helps as well.

I’m black. Been judged and profiled my whole life.

The Skittles and Starburst flavors are the ones I usually go after, but yeah, they stiff you on the caffeine.

Reign is my go to, can get a 24 pack at Sam’s club for $35. 8 each of white gummi bear, orange creamsicle, and rainbow sherbet.

The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don’t like her and won’t give her a new one.

Bang, yes. The Rockstar X-Durance, specifically. The thing to look for is them being sugar free & having 300mg of caffeine in a can. That’s “high end” compared to Monster, Red Bull, etc.

Run. That’s what I would do. Then probably call the fire department, the gas company, or an exorcist. Possibly all 3.

As a caffeine connoisseur, the “high end” energy drinks designed as pre-work out are all sugar free to prevent the terrible crash & stored sugar energy reserves. Was a night and day difference when I switched.

Bang, Reign, & C4 are the dedicated brands, Rockstar X-Durance is another popular one.

The speed of other people’s windshield wipers.

3 drops of rain and your wipers are set to Warp 12? I’m irrationally angry and judging the fuck out of you.

Full monsoon and your wapers are set to “occasionally, if I feel like it”? I’m irrationally angry and judging the fuck out of you.

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it’s ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I’m imagining “Runs on Arch” markers on software like the old “Works on Windows '95” stickers I used to see everywhere.

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.