No, honey, it’s 2025.

I don’t know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn’t change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

This is definitely marketing driven.

The only ethical way out is to make the cops pay for a bullet.

Nah, left out the gross eugenics stuff.

Which every high level corpo is very into.

There’s a way to avoid this.

Yeah but that’s not what it does.

Okay. I didnt know this. I’ve never actually paid taxes myself.

But it’s also possible other states get on board, and i know domestic industries like cannabis that dont do business with the maij body of the empire play it pretty fast abd loose with taxes.

The only ‘delivery guy’ i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn’t include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

If i cant leave my apartment, i cant let the delivery guy in.

Or i can ask a friend whos gonna be by to grab me something.

And if its not infinite, we should pretend it is and extract as much as we can for shareholders!

The labor aspect of class politics is complicated.

But you don’t have to understand any of it to think stealing these would be cool as fuck.

Speaking as an adhd person:

I cannot afford to use these services.

I cannot deal with their bullshit, and, as someone with marginalized aspects of my identity, cant deal with their spyware.

I can, however, walk about a block to a 24 hour grocery store or pizza place thats open late. If i fucked up.

Well yes but see i don’t live there and i need to keep driving my ford F50000 fleshreaper, BLOOD FOR THE CAR GOD

Its probably fine.

Maybe stop relying on fucking youtube?

The agency that landed people on the moon so long ago most of the people involved have died if old age, and the event will soon pass out of living memory?

The one where when they let a single rocket explode, one time, rocked the nation, because their record was so close to flawless?

The one that constantly gives us new sources for scientific data?

Yeah fuck them. They never made a dick rocket.

Publisher made it free to propagate their spyware.

Then the death squads will come in, and they’ll ask ‘how could this possibly happen!?’, getting fucking pissed or saying “we couldn’t have known!” when you answer, and offer an ‘i fucking told you so’ in line for the camps.

You’re there too, because they tagged you in everything.

I know thats not a risk for you, but this data could genuinely be used by the us government to do that in the near future, for many marginalized populations.

Especially queer people and anyone who could be seen as an immigrant.

Some of us have real problems in life, and have to actually give literally a single fuck about the world.