So they aren’t relaunching then?

Who was even asking for a remake of this? It’s not like the first one is that old or janky, so what was even “improved?”

Why have I never thought of this!?

Grandma’s Lofi beats?

They just announced a new one!

“Online interactions not rated by the ESRB”

There used to be one of these almost every time a Valve game got updated.

I mean, why would they?

Hell no

Well I’m interested but I don’t have high hopes.

Brutal

This is genuinely fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourself.

It’s both.

No thanks!

Much cooler (hotter?) but probably more expensive…

Macys owns the name in the US and uses it to mark their toy section. It is super sparse and not at all exciting.

They remove the rear view mirrors a lot too

That seems incredibly wasteful, have you tried like baking soda or something?

Is there any reason to revisit this if I’ve already clocked it on 3DS?

I want to be excited for this but it just looks so much like Far Cry in the blandest way.