

A friend of mine was actually kinda impressed that his 2 year old opened a locked door, walked down to the gas station and tried to get a candy bar, at 2am. Obviously the cashier called 911, kid was fine.


A friend of mine was actually kinda impressed that his 2 year old opened a locked door, walked down to the gas station and tried to get a candy bar, at 2am. Obviously the cashier called 911, kid was fine.


My mother asked me the other day “does $LocalGroceryStore still take cash?”
I looked at her like she had five heads and said, “yes”


The CEO of Costco literally said to a consultant “if you make me dump the 1.50 hotdogs, I’ll kill you”
I ran into a similar problem after a bios update.
Turns out “this update may wipe out your bitlocker key” also means “if you don’t have bitlocker turned on, it’ll just wipe out your windows key.”


Of course it’s politically motivated, trump is a shit political leader.
He’s done exactly 2 things I agree with, kill the useless penny, and say he’ll pass a “congress can’t trade stocks” law.


There’s always gonna be an admin of some kind unless we all run our own instances, but that ends up with everyone just in large echo chambers again, as they federate only with people they agree with, or to scream at people they don’t.


My choice was Trump or not!Trump.
I picked not!Trump. Harris could have been a literal turkey sandwich on a plate, I still would have voted for her. She’s not great, I actually wanted to vote for Bernie Sanders in Andrew Yang’s body, but that’s not gonna happen.


In states where he won, it was either a blood-red wave, or barely past 50%.


Counterpoint: 4k camera modules are getting rapidly cheaper, it’s standard in cell phones now. Gyroscope modules used to be crazy expensive, then Nintendo ordered 400 million of them for the Wii.


Who’s the red dress? Don’t recognize her?


In a dark little corner of my imagination, I kinda want to see how many of his remaining base would actually try it. J6 scooped up a ton of radical nut-bars. How many more could there be?


His base doesn’t actually care what he says. Somehow, he convinced them he’s a damn genius when he can’t string a sentence together.


I want him to live to be 150. Muttering to himself in a crappy nursing home, his grandkids never come visit, rotting in obscurity.


Not just “more pissed”
Pissed off beyond all semblance of rational thought.
This would ABSOLUTELY start a war.


At least aluminum actually is recyclable.
That’s exactly what this is.
Give me a viable other option, please! Biden is soggy, cold oatmeal from 4 days ago that’s probably still fine. Trump is medical waste mixed with gasoline and uranium powder.


This is exactly why the “defund the police” movement is so popular.
Traffic cops do not need to be armed.


I know this isn’t the point, but I thought ammo was much cheaper than that.
The one issue I have with graphene is the incredibly broken backup, but they know that and are working on replacing it.
Other than that, rock solid.
I don’t get the logic of slowing down with people in the way. You’re in a heavy ambulance, they’ll move.