Because that’s the feature people actually want. The biggest use of these watches is having an active heart rate monitor, as evident by even most of the cheaper watches having them.

Pebble is now playing a gambit, whereby they think they will sell more of the premium model to people who will be using it for exercise and health reasons.

Either that, or the hardware chosen specifically separates the heart rate monitor so that vendors strike a better deal with the factories to get specially designed chips.

Either way, someone is getting taken for a ride.

George Orwell entered the chat.

Hey guys, have you heard this new punk band? They got this weird lead singer called Johnny Silverhand…

The actual deterrent here being that Putin realizes he has to govern Florida and backs off Ukraine entirely.

Okay. Us Europeans want to cede Florida.

Come on now, Rubio. You’re the one who opened up your big mouth.

Please don’t compare that cum stained dishrag with the likes of PBS, BBC and NRK.

Because the only way to escape an exploitative system is to become an exploiter…

I can nazi why not.

I’m sorry, folks. I’m trying a variation on the old adage. I’m terribly sorry.

Not for that cop, though, he deserves to rot.

Well, Trump said that they will push to get the death penalty for drug dealers…

Lock and load, folks.

We’re hunting pharmaceutical CEOs.

Uhm something something illegal rapist immigrants high on fentanyl. I’ve got tee-time in 10.

Smack Pelosi out of her seat. Let AOC take over.

Spend more time worrying about your crashing economy lol

Edit /etc/hosts and add the line * 127.0.0.1…

Basically the Pimp Named Slickback of Linux distributions.

Make Canada Great Again… by making it the 28th member of the EU, LET’S GOOOO!!?

In the same sense that “he’s not a nazi”… because he’s a fucking nazi!

The motivation now is for Europe to finance the entire war… to ensure Zelensky doesn’t need to go back to the US.

Such disgrace. I’ve heard of “ugly Americans”, but this is ridiculous.

The State: “Hold up, that’s MY job!”

Kamela Harris: *judo CHOP* Your point has been rendered invalid, for you are incapacitated… Captain President, away!

Ha! Jokes on you. I speedran that shit by having my 3rd PTSD in my 30s… that’s one for my 10s, one for my 20s, and one for my 30s…

I hate this world, there is no god and I’d like to get off this planet please.