“We have the biggest guns, we have the biggest cars and we have the biggest protests”!

“All hail the great Fascist States of America!”

You also have the biggest fascists, so I guess congrats?

There are two types of Americans:

“I didn’t vote for this pedophile, so it’s not my problem to deal with. I’m already doing a lot by making all these posts slamming the government”

And

“I didn’t know he might be a rapist, that’s probably just the extreme left witch hunt. And I still believe he will make America great again.”