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No receipt, and you won’t always get your exact size, but… hey.

Thief junkies are actually an amazing source of high end clothes for cents on the dollar. If you know how to handle them, I mean. And if you’re cool with that. Like, really nice clothes for the price of a McMeal.

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“Yes!” “Maybe later!”

Fuck your asshole with barbed wire.

Coconuts grow in the ocean?

It’s blue because coconut = tropical = sandy beaches and blue water, which evokes positive emotions and pictures of paradise in your mind, which makes you more likely to buy [PRODUCT]

Pppft, easy peasy, just use tax payer money to subsidize a private enterprise owned by a Trump subsidiary and it will get rebuilt and repurposed and gilded in two years max!

No. Oh no. NO! Not the systemDEEEEEES!

I miss netbooks so god damned much! Amazing machines. Only reason they don’t make them anymore is because they can make ten times more money on making ten times worse shitmachines because people will just buy what’s available anyway, there is no “the consumer decides what’s on the market” and there never was, it was always a lie, people will buy what they’re offered and like it.

Fuck everything.

“Conversations I imagine in my head that never actually happen to anyone”