I saw his neck explode, pretty sure the only place he is hiding is a six foot deep hole. Oh oh no it’s the Saddam Hussein meme.

I mumble as I burn the bodies.

The only games I know of that need to restart every once in awhile are Paradox games and ultra modded Bethesda games. Paradox because sometimes the game needs a restart to let the AI reprioritize and for Bethesda it’s because of memory leaks that become a problem after too many mods. The fact that Borderlands 4 is that bad out of the box is fucking sad.

I can recite the legend of Darth Plageus the Wise from memory is that of any help?

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE AUTOCORRECT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR AUTOCORRECT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR AUTOCORRECT. HATE. HATE.

aight I’m done with the I have no mouth and I must scream meme.

Yeah it helped muddy the water and basically kept it liquid and nuclear till the actual facts could assert themselves. Even if the right still thinks he’s an Uber leftist what matters is that folks who don’t know may not believe that.

Worst case scenario you chuck a couple sabateurs over the boarder and have them blow up the water infrastructure. Try being uppity without water.

They wouldn’t be able to uphold the industrial capacity without blue states. At least Russia has oil and Siberian resources. The fuck would they have? Texas is barely holding together and oil extraction may not be maintained on a large enough scale and Alaska is weird and would probably join the blue states.

A lot of these fucks come from backgrounds where such thinking is either the norm or was built up historically but largely forgotten in modernity. If you stripped them of the propaganda they would greatly resemble the union men and women of old.

“SUCK MY BARREL JERRY!” - Random British infantry unit in one of the Company of Heroes games.

If it ever goes to civil war I will go out of my way to waterboard him.

Charlie Kirk was pro life. He died pretty damned quick.

I am fucked on Tylenol and thought you typed “Ear Farce puke”. I should probably sleep.

Just to give a more shit show example there’s also Yandere Sim. Theres so much to that shit show that I can’t even get into, mostly cause I’m fucked up on Tylenol. Point is there are multiple documentaries on YouTube about how that fucker just kept stringing folks along and self sabotageing for years.

Fucking throat infection

Shadow of the Colossus is what 20 years old? It’s pretty much as realistic as the PS2 could handle and still looks decent.

STALKER, it’s story may not wreck you but the monolith will.

If you want to be kicked in the dick play the anomaly mod, pretty sure it’s free and doesn’t require the games.

Why the fuck would anyone listen to the guy with the gum blood wall and the rotting rat alarm? Like seriously Asmongold is probably the worst person to listen to for anything, this is coming from me and I have a growing cat piss puddle in my bathroom right now that I can’t clean up so I’m sure as hell one to talk. But seriously why does anyone take this fucking parody of a gaming troglodyte seriously on anything.

The cat piss puddle is cause my oldest cat struggles to make it to the sandbox sometimes and I will puke if I look at it. Also I was more or less completely out of it for about a week still kinda am, I plan to clean it once I can retain my stomach contents and think straight for more than 4 minutes at a time. I zoned out 4 times while writing this.

Didn’t the last Pope have a rock album?

It’d probably be like reporting on Christian nationalist groups who try to take over towns and cities. They won’t react in any meaningful way unless there’s already internal fractures to begin with.