If any of us did something like this we’d get years.

Our patch improves data harvesting speed by 13%!

I put my cloud in containers

Typing “kill -9” into a terminal is the equivalent to breaking out the acetylene torch when a nut won’t budge

This is the weirdest cyberpunk future.

On one hand, we have surgeons performing surgery with literal augmented reality,

On the other hand, if you’re poor you’ll never have an iota of a chance of seeing that doctor.

I heard they cause 5G

The absolutely terrifying thing is that we have no real idea what the health effects will be. Hope it’s not cancer!

Plastic is going to be the next leaded gasoline

My tinfoil hat can run linux

I will be loudly knocking on wood after posting this, but I set up my NAS with RAID5 and have had 1 drive die on me but I hot-swapped one in and recovered the entire volume.

No regrets, highly recommend raid5

Deregulate harder!

Stahp pls

I have this theory that people who become obscenely rich stop growing up the moment they get that money. Donnie never stood a chance

I’ve asked for help finding API endpoints that do what I want because I’m feeling too lazy to pour over docs and it’ll just invent endpoints that don’t exist

Now I’m on the toilet at work and I feel like going to sleep

They’re revving their 4-bangers and it’s turning me on now?!

!lgbtq_plus@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Blahaj is very much a queer friendly instance. Mostly trans folk, but imho you will get a good response there.

Also, feel free to DM me if you want. I went through a lot of therapy to be okay with my sexuality, happy to discuss whatever privately if you would like :)

Edit: Cuz you seen to be asexual, perhaps !asexual@lemmy.world ? <1k subs unfortunately so maybe a bit dead, but worth a shot.

Just make sure you’re not combative on blahaj, the mods are very protective in a mama bear sort of way. 🥾

git grounded

Their onions are often rotten inside despite the outside looking fine. There’s a local Korean market near stocks local produce as well and it’s always way better. Kroger has reached the “line must go up” enshittification point, it seems.

I can stand on one foot and tie my shoe in the air

I taught myself to balance on one foot by brushing by teeth on one foot for a few months lol