Midnight Wolf

They aren’t "i"s, they are clearly "o"s

Taylor Swift: inhales

Me, a super ultra mega gay: my time has come, try me thot

I read that as “prostates” and was confused but intrigued

‘you guys are paying for subscriptions?’

There is a Debian-based version available

(yes I know Ubuntu is also based on Debian but LMDE removes the Ubu middle-man)

Jeez, even $10 is pricy. I think I paid $5 for nova, and that took some thought. I have only bought a handful of apps in the last like… 17 years? Most expensive was fairemail (I actually bought it twice, one from the website, one from the play store) at like, $7? But that has a feature set that nobody can touch, it’s better than Thunderbird on the desktop imo. So $10 for a launcher is absolutely wild.

E: and $45 is more than what I pay for most AAA games lol

I’ve been watching mrmobile for several years, like almost a decade now? The dude seem to be nice, no bs tech reviewer. I don’t watch for buying advice or anything, just to keep up with what’s new, but I definitely put way more weight behind him vs other reviewers like mkbhd. No reasoning or trying to explain why X is/has/isn’t/can’t Y, just ‘here’s what it can do, here’s what I don’t/like, here is the price’ - usually in a sort-of real-life/daily driver/vlog experience.

Just my thoughts.

That’s why you arrive in a stolen car and leave the keys in it. You get the joyride, they do the time.

Galaxy brain time

Clocks, not sundials

Magic ✨

I have high cholesterol. I can send you some if you want. Promise it will make you live longer, it says so on this lemmy comment…

Maybe yours, but…

Big Clock

looks at London and it’s big clock you, have been, REVEALED

I present to you, illuminated clocks!

crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire

Well that’s just unrealistic

Yeah, like lmao wtf was that? I’d be in stitches laughing

I’m the kind of guy who spends the night 😏

Can I use you as my test partner?