Midnight Wolf

Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!

Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…

“I’m a fucking bitch”

“…wait a minute”

Dentist: “Use toothpicks, shove em under your gums! Use the blood as your toothpaste! You can even do it to other stuff, too, like digging out a bladder stone!”

Me, in the chair in the office: 😐😶😯🫨

So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.

So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.

slips the cop a hundred, or five

“enjoy your trip, carry on”

Not to self advertise, but I run multi-player servers for Motor Town, as well as BeamNG (using the BeamMP mod), and other games. So if you want to learn/play with someone who knows the ropes, in a server that doesn’t expect you to immediately know everything, in a casual environment, that’s what I try to provide for these games :)

If interested I can drop server names

Rookie numbers

YOLO

The Atlantic, The Associated Press, The Guardian, Newsmax, NPR, Reuters, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post

“well if you want something done right, do it yourself”

I dunno about you all, but I sure as shit didn’t get paid for attending high school…

Car go VROOOOOOM. But also points at name. A family member was an accident reconstructist. I attended both public car shows and private car crash tests as a kid. My name was proudly created by me at 6 years old when I had to come up with a unique username for AOL. The two Z’s are symbols of two mangled, wrecked… carzz.

VROOOOOOM!

Lions: “I’m not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me”

Straight to jail

False. They changed the branding a few years ago, removing ‘Hitachi’ as they felt the name was being harmed by the wand sales. But they do sell genuine, wireless wands.

Source: I have one. Have had it… 8 years now? Something like that.

uBO saving the day but that page is still awful, just random shit at like 40pt font for no reason and large blocks where ads would be, then Google was like ‘you wanna sign in?’ like nah I’ve seen enough catastrophe for today

I’m charging the microphones

This might be a stupid answer, but uh… make more CRTs? There’s a niche shop for everything. Just like how new components for retro computers are made today (stuff like bootable flash cards for older stuff, creating better ways to achieve things), if there is a demand, there will be a market.

I dunno how they’d be made but someone will figure it out. But I’m sure because it’s low-demand (comparatively), it will be high price.

The top speed of my vehicle, for at least a few minutes. It’s been too long…

Ohhh you wanted a location… booooring.

I run a synology nas, and use their photo system. Occasionally I’ll run thru critical apps (med schedule/dosing/refill reminder, blood pressure logs, signal…) and make backups, then stick them/update them in a folder on the nas, etc.

Basically anything I want to keep, goes on the nas. What’s on my phone is just temporary, and disposable.

For stuff like calendar and contacts, I run radicale and then sync it via DAVx5, then use Fossify Calendar and such. I moved away from G 8 years ago, and the only link is my yt channel (meh, disposable), nest (smoke alarms and thermostat), and store credit card (for buying devices). Calendar, contacts, tasks, notes, drive, photos, etc are all handled by the nas; email is through my hosting provider.

And while I’d like to roll my own hardware for a nas, the synology system is pretty forgiving to new users, and while I think I can do it, it’d be more work and more monitoring, so I’m staying put until something lights a fire under me.