Midnight Wolf

Uhaul is going to make a killing

Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…

Why are you looking at me like that?

Hello 🐺

I mean, is there even any verification? Or could I just register as bigboners69@harvard.edu or potus@us.gov?

Cut your utility bills with this one weird trick

So will that be cash or check?

For me - don’t take this as the norm - I find friends through gaming, we become good friends over time, I’ll progressively ‘lower my guard’ and, as part of this process, make more and more sexual jokes and innuendos. Depending on how they react, it might stay at ‘teehee I’m still 13 making pp jokes’, or it might advance to the ‘so I think you’re into some freaky shit, I’m into freaky shit, wanna bang?’ friends with benefits territory. If that goes okay, I’m almost certainly catching feelings, and thus ‘want to be a couple’ is the next step. A few shared or similar interests, or an interest in each other’s interests, is important too. Can’t be pounding like rabbits all the time…

Basically, I eat the desert first, and then have the main course. If we aren’t sexually compatable in some aspect, it is stupid to be dating, in my view. No need for hurt feelings or awkward breakups. And falling back to fwb is easy if we don’t work out for other reasons. Just because you like pet spiders and I want to light them on fire (eek) doesn’t mean that we can’t wake the neighbors with our moans and screams.

blushes oh stooooop

(“r cat”)

yes, I’m ruining the joke by explaining what it says off-screen. next week, we will go over how nobody actually died in the film Titanic and therefore it’s stupid to get emotional about it.

please, hold your applause.

Win9x making a comeback

“yes, my parents said it’s OK” is the new “yes, I am 18 or older”

forks the road

comments out the speed limits

runs my much-improved version

speed 🚙🏁

“Everybody PoOps. Why not with us?”

MS: you mean we can fire 95% of the windows devs, and nerds on the internet will just do the work for us?

MS: we love Linux now!

E: stonks 📈

leaves

drives car into restaurant

“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”

grabs another plate of food

from the thumbnail

…but you can already buy paper shredders…?

Librewolf

/thread

Is this the emergency services? And what country am I speaking with? Hello?

looks at Made in England sticker

aaahhhhhhh… I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire…

That’s like taking something pristine and dipping it in liquid shit. Which can be applied to anything and everything on the store…