(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

They fear the floss thong

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

You mean jissing

Iams to pet

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

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Wait, it’s buffalo wings?

That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs

Finally, a useful life hack

The ratitties

You have created thank-worthy content

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

roast all weenie and sin from the world

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I prefer Misato because I’m not a pedophile 😎

I’d do it but there’s no way I’d look this gangster in my 80s