When the dog makes the barf noise.
horking noises 👀 👀 👀 👀
Mom?
The threat of homelessness (again).
A kiss and a coffee from my husband before he leaves for work. Best part of my day <3
A really annoying cat.
Being late
Two alarms, 15 minutes apart
I have issues sleeping I have not slept past 4am in decades I don’t even use an alarm or anything I just wake up and can’t go back to bed
Our twins jumping on my back. Unlike an alarm, I can’t turn them off and go back to sleep.
Yea, no alarm will ever beat kids. Our two (1y, 3y) wake us up at 6am every fucking day
You can turn them off, just not sure of the legality of this in your country…
Pretty sure that isn’t legal in any country.
My hungry cats.
Going to bed on time, and sleeping
Going to bed on time. As a friend put it: you sleep at the start of the day, not at the end of the day.
Or as my stubborn ass thinks about it when I am staying up late: “As soon as I go to bed I’m on the clock…”
6 alarms each a minute apart. 5 from my phone and 1 from my Google home.
My mom used to have to dump ice water on me to get me outta bed for school.
Once I’m asleep I’m pretty sure you could throw me outta an airplane and I wouldn’t wake up.
The need to pee and poop.
Hunger and the need to do stuff to go through this life with less pain than otherwise.
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