• pubquiz@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    So is L’il pp gonna fess up about his “alleged” spousal abuse? It’s up to him to set the record straight.

    • Alloi@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      alleged my ass, i saw him personally kick his wife in the ribs by a dumpster behind a winnipeg montanas in 2016. really laid into her. i thought about saying something, it seemed like he was deliberately trying to kill her. but thats when i realised it wasnt his wife, it was a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, and it made direct eye contact with me, staring at me between winces with those big red eyes.

      then it said if i wanted a turn after him, it would cost “about tree fiddy”