no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoLiteral interpretationlemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1691arrow-down111
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minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agowhat’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
minus-squareHalfSalesman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoFor some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them. That’s a fairly small subset though.
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoSuck a golf ball through a garden hose?
minus-squarealekwithak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·edit-21 month agoThere are two rules *to dating neurotypicals and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
minus-squareHalfSalesman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYes on the first thing, but its more of a mixed bag on the second. There certainly are people that’d prefer easy though.
minus-squareJennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIirc: Be attractive Don’t be unattractive
what’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them.
That’s a fairly small subset though.
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Poo vids, sounds like.
There are two rules *to dating neurotypicals and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
ok then
It’s be hot af and easy?
Yes on the first thing, but its more of a mixed bag on the second. There certainly are people that’d prefer easy though.
Iirc: