no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLiteral interpretationlemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down111
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minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agowhat’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
minus-squareHalfSalesman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoFor some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them. That’s a fairly small subset though.
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSuck a golf ball through a garden hose?
minus-squarealekwithak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·edit-22 months agoThere are two rules *to dating neurotypicals and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
minus-squareHalfSalesman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYes on the first thing, but its more of a mixed bag on the second. There certainly are people that’d prefer easy though.
minus-squareJennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIirc: Be attractive Don’t be unattractive
what’s a girl gotta do besides being dead nice
For some straight guys and gay ladies a girl could be mean to them and that’d increase how much they want them.
That’s a fairly small subset though.
Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Poo vids, sounds like.
There are two rules *to dating neurotypicals and they’re the same for both genders, and neither one is ‘be nice.’
ok then
It’s be hot af and easy?
Yes on the first thing, but its more of a mixed bag on the second. There certainly are people that’d prefer easy though.
Iirc: