• frezik@midwest.social
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    14 hours ago

    The Free Market (holy be thy name) gives you the choice between $1/bottle for milk with chalk and bleach, or $10/bottle for one with less chalk and bleach. If you want one without chalk and bleach, you’ll need to find your own cow.

    Also, the cows all have birth defects and need uranium-powered antibiotics to stay alive.

    Now, let us open our song books to number 34: “Praise Hayek and His Perfect Mustache”.