Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.
Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.
It’s not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I’ve done a good job!
Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?
If not that means she has been the closest to God.
Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.
closest to God.
Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.
I am fucking down.
I wonder what music he can produce with ancient music instruments.
Where do I sign the petition for this.
The Sistine Chapel. You just have to convince a majority of Cardinal Electors to go for it.
Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I’m on team Left Shark.
The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.
Not even ‘in charge’, they don’t want women to have any power.
BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
They’ve both got big cans.
And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!
Oh
im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know
The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn’t even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong
Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That’s a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism
Lol
I’d go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!
That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.
Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.
I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.
Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move
Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move
IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.
Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.
This would be funny if Donald Trump didn’t actually say that he should be the Pope.
She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.
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I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!
Teenage Dream for sure