• t_berium@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, then hands her to me I look at my newborn and say

    Damn that’s a ugly baby Damn that’s a ugly ass baby I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned ‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby