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minus-squareEinar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·2 months agoIf they have to label it “100% real cheese,” what does that say about what’s normally in there? Not exactly building consumer trust here.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoI’m going to start my own pizza brand and label it “now with no asbestos!”.
minus-squaredependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 months agoI’d buy that, all the others must have asbestos otherwise they’d say they don’t right.
minus-squareBeigeAgenda@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoNew improved recipe without asbestos! (may contain used needles and metal fillings)
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoReal Cheese is akin to Genuine Leather
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.
minus-squareKami@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoIt’s a four cheese though… Which one is the real one?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoWhat you’re expecting 400% real cheese? This ain’t Whole Foods man.
minus-squarebhagdatfa@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI bought some chocolate covered raisins but i found out theyre actually “chocolate flavored covered raisins”
If they have to label it “100% real cheese,” what does that say about what’s normally in there? Not exactly building consumer trust here.
I’m going to start my own pizza brand and label it “now with no asbestos!”.
I’d buy that, all the others must have asbestos otherwise they’d say they don’t right.
Relevant XKCd
New improved recipe without asbestos!
(may contain used needles and metal fillings)
Real Cheese is akin to Genuine Leather
“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.
True. That makes things even worse!
It’s a four cheese though… Which one is the real one?
What you’re expecting 400% real cheese? This ain’t Whole Foods man.
I bought some chocolate covered raisins but i found out theyre actually “chocolate flavored covered raisins”