• Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    3 days ago

    Usually I am an earlier adopter of tech because I’m interested in technology, and I have money to burn. But I don’t need a brain chip, I’m weird enough already without having to debug my own head.

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      3 days ago

      “Yes honey, I’m coming. Just one more thing to compile in my head”

      Segmentation fault

      • Killercat103@slrpnk.net
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        3 days ago

        Can I run Linux on it? Or better yet Gentoo? “You having a headache?” “Just compiling the system. Lending some brain power”

    • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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      2 days ago

      three weeks after implant

      “I was completely wrong about this technology! Valve Mindtap is the best thing ever!”

      eyes stare 1000 yards into the distance while your true consciousness screams to be let out from the dark prison it has been trapped in