return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoReddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify userswww.semafor.comexternal-linkmessage-square156fedilinkarrow-up1516arrow-down114cross-posted to: reddit@lemmy.world
arrow-up1502arrow-down1external-linkReddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify userswww.semafor.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square156fedilinkcross-posted to: reddit@lemmy.world
minus-squarefloop@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up160·1 month agoExactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59arrow-down8·1 month agoYour bank doesn’t even need to know who you are. On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
minus-squarePieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoThe banks are legally required to know who you are. It’s part of AML and anti-terrorist financing laws It’s called KYC or “know your customer”.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoKYC? Isn’t that a sex lube?
minus-squarecuteness@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoThey don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics. What a shit show they’ve become.
minus-squareScott@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoWhatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month ago Saved them the trouble.
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWow who’s your butthole guy? Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agohuh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoFWIW, it looks normal Firefox web and on Jeroba
Exactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are.
On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
The banks are legally required to know who you are. It’s part of AML and anti-terrorist financing laws
It’s called KYC or “know your customer”.
KYC? Isn’t that a sex lube?
Who is floop?
I am floop!
I’m on to you Spartacus!
We are floop!
They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics.
What a shit show they’ve become.
Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
Wow who’s your butthole guy?
Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”
huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?
Hum
FWIW, it looks normal Firefox web and on Jeroba