Eh, we don’t need him contaminating all the research, plus all that hot air would speed up melting.
No, let’s throw him in a little dingy with a half-collapsed roof (inflatable life raft for ships sort of thing) and set him adrift at the point furthest from any land.
If he makes it to shore alive and without help, we let him live the rest of his life in peace. But broke, cuz his whole family needs to be stripped of any monetary gains of office.
We keep drones circling to record everything, and broadcast it globally as pay per view, and use the funds to track down and return all the people he deported.
In a just world, he would be deported to Antarctica.
You’re too kind.
Agreed. I’m not about to 1) pollute Antarctica and 2) give these inhuman ghouls the courtesy of an eventually painless death.
I suggest tying them to a large metal plate and leaving them out in the desert sun.
Yeah I prefer he be deported to a wood chipper. Legs first and slowly.
Ooooo, hand crank. Auction off rotations. It will be a yuge fundraiser.
Eh, we don’t need him contaminating all the research, plus all that hot air would speed up melting.
No, let’s throw him in a little dingy with a half-collapsed roof (inflatable life raft for ships sort of thing) and set him adrift at the point furthest from any land.
If he makes it to shore alive and without help, we let him live the rest of his life in peace. But broke, cuz his whole family needs to be stripped of any monetary gains of office.
We keep drones circling to record everything, and broadcast it globally as pay per view, and use the funds to track down and return all the people he deported.