Years ago the worst one was a guy who would throw handfuls of dirt into my tools, when I keep my shit clean and tight.

So one day I shot 6 powder-actuated nails into the bottom of his toolbox and repacked all his shit on top of it. He quit fucking with me.

I’ve seen guys get zip-tied into shitters, they all have a little hasp for a padlock.

Put a black cap on a yellow sharpie and put it into your bud’s tools. That’s a nice harmless one.