Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.

  • Naz@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    3 days ago

    I’m a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

    I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

    • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 days ago

      But was your character’s equipment fireproof, and how much did it cost to replace every single mundane item that burst into flames and fell away like the cladding falling away from a house engulfed in flames?

      • Naz@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        2 days ago

        I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I’m not legally obligated to answer this question

        😁