LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month agoOff topicpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up1830arrow-down112
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoInteresting… Cuz I am untidy and cram fistfuls of popcorn into my face hole and never have this problem. But I can’t have a simple hot dog without ending up with mustard in a weird spot on my body. “How the fuck did it get in my arm pit?!”
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYou probably have the bowel of popcorn underneath your mouth… when it falls it gets caught, only to be ready for hamfisting once more. This lady made the mistake of using her clothes for that purpose. Ah ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cure!
minus-squaremoakley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago bowel of popcorn I can’t make a joke in good taste, so I’ll just point it out.
Interesting… Cuz I am untidy and cram fistfuls of popcorn into my face hole and never have this problem. But I can’t have a simple hot dog without ending up with mustard in a weird spot on my body.
“How the fuck did it get in my arm pit?!”
You probably have the bowel of popcorn underneath your mouth… when it falls it gets caught, only to be ready for hamfisting once more.
This lady made the mistake of using her clothes for that purpose.
Ah ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cure!
I can’t make a joke in good taste, so I’ll just point it out.
Literally lol 😂