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One of the fun things about camping is you also get to pee on plants.

I am also jealous of tapirs. I want a prehensile dick.

I got banned from there when they made a stickied post saying, basically, “this is not an echo chamber, it’s just a place where we only want to hear what we like” and I replied “you just described an echo chamber.”

“I learned it from you, Dad! I learned it from you!” - America to England

Bed on the floor

This implies that some people have their bed on the ceiling.

Mine has +2 Strength, +2 Stamina.

Dog’ll never talk to you again now. 😔

“I hope this email finds you…”

“I hope it doesn’t!”

I can’t sleep without the noise of a fan in the room.

I never quite liked it as much as 1 or even 3, but it was genre defining back when it was new. People give a lot of praise for what Half-Life did for FPS, but Quake 2 did a lot of what Half-Life made popular, before Half-Life (by a year). It was also the first game, IIRC, to introduce reloading as a mechanic.

Those things would be way more useful if they had a wider FOV. I hate how most people now use them as the only way of checking behind them when backing up, because you really can’t see shit well enough for that. It’s meant for seeing something small and close that even physically turning around to look, you wouldn’t see it. Like an animal or a child directly behind you.

All they’ve done is make people drive less safe because so many people just stare at the fucking camera screen instead of actually turning their head and checking their blind spots.

You afraid of getting bugs in your teeth? Coward. ^/s

Hasn’t happened here on Lemmy, but whenever I would comment on Reddit that I don’t like alcohol or hanging out with drunk people, I would get some toxic-ass bullshit replies acting like I said I was pro-prohibition and wanted to take their precious alcohol away from them.

Stress can make your hair turn gray.

I started getting gray in my beard and sideburns because of my ex-wife’s abuse.

Pentagon civilians should be like:

You’re from the future?! :O

Suicide is a crime. The cop successfully stopped a crime. /s

I’m ahead of the curve then. I’ve been peak miserable since 16.

Speaking of cylindrical objects, what happened to camcorders? They sound like the most comfortable and easiest way to record videos, with straps and everything. They were compact, portable, and wasn’t heavy as all heck

Smartphones happened.

Wake Up -> Grab a brush and put on a little makeup -> Leave the keys upon the table -> Create another fable.