“George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”

“Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”

You don’t need guns. You just need Home Alone style traps.

“Is he sleeping?”

“Yes. And possibly shitting his pants.”

Even if you do it twice, it’s still not 100℅.

The Switch

No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and, now all of a sudden, they’re all the rage. 🤷‍♂️

I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wire handle. 😬

And other classics like “wait until your father gets home” and The Belt™.

Would you rather be washed or stinky?

(obviously stinky)

Returns the dislike button

The button never left. The public count of dislikes is what needs to be brought back. Does that do that part or is it as useless as the holster weapon mod for Cyberpunk 2077?

“If you don’t stop crying hating me, I’ll give you something to cry about hate!”

It’s smaller and meant to feed 2 more people (2024: 21 items for 8 people. 2025: 15 items for 10 people). What the fuck?

The deployment proved it wasn’t a typo adderall.

Near me, they just opened up a Chipotle not too far from a Mexican grocer that sells everything to make your own tacos, and even has a carniceria/taqueria that puts Chipotle’s taco/burrito bar to shame. Not to mention the half a dozen or so authentic Mexican restaurants and taco trucks within a few blocks.

lol of course it’s a Safeway.

Also: Every Walmart in my city has these. They don’t do shit. 🤣 First, they arent even mechanically strong enough to stop you pushing past them, and second they are the same height as a subway turnstyle and easier to hop over.

They’re also only installed at the entrance; people still just steal and exit through fire exits throughout the building.

You can import them from outside the country off the internet. You can’t go to the local Best Buy or phone seller in the mall and pick one up in person.

This user has been administered amnestics and demoted to D-class for posting classified Foundation documents on public forums.

Young people tend to have less experience and education. The younger you are, the less of both you have.

“You didn’t take a photo?”

“No.”

“Ha! Loser!”

“And I don’t mean the kid from DOGE.”

Do you have no opinions yourself? I don’t care what’s on it; what alternatives do you think exist?