• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    No, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven’t rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money.

    What I’ve described is the revolution solution.

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      10 hours ago

      You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:

      • More consumerism
      • Less environmentally friendly
      • Pointlessly destructive

      The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.

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        2 hours ago

        Ah I see. You weren’t making an allegory, you were being direct.

        Sorry I didn’t mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.