“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?
I’d be fine with this.
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I’m so sorry that happened to you
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
It’s a yes or no question bud
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
Am apagender, so sure.
You guys have waifus?
What exactly is a waifu?
A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.
Anime wife. I think.
Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.
No. You can get an anime body pillow, and it might be of your waifu, but they are separate things. Not all waifus are body pillows.
Genius!
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
Devious double misdirect guerrilla advertising. Well done.
Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.
Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can’t make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don’t know how noble he actually is
Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.
As someone who’s never had that much interest in the genre it didn’t immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
Worth it.
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.