• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    7 days ago

    come up with a weird supernatural concept and write it in the format of a lab report

    SCP-80085
    Special Containment Procedures: put it in a secure room and don’t fucking touch it.
    Description: SCP-80085 is a McTasty burger as served by the McDonald’s restaurant chain, seemingly immune to rot and decay. Anyone who touches it fucking dies instantly from clogged arteries causing a heart attack.
    Addendum: Somehow Steve survived touching the burger, he took a bite and fucking exploded when he swallowed it, holy shit that’s gonna take some therapy. Burger seems to have regenerated though.