I guess they’ve got no ducks left to give.
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Wait, I thought they’re free?! Well, I’m not returning them!
Borrow?
Just return them by 5pm
Ducklease.
I’ll borrow one… And return it by 5pm… Sometime in 2035…
Are you really going to make a duck late for supper?
No the duck will be ready on time for supper.
There’s a lot going on here and I kinda want to to know.
We were led to believe that the ducks at the park were free.
You were apparently misled.
I wonder how the dude with the 458 ducks is doing
I want a new duck.
I just want to confirm if this bird is real.
Gotta have intent to permanently deprive for it to be duck theft. Without it it’s just a civil issue like tresspass to chattels. Maybe some local statute about abuse/misuse of livestock.
How can I return what has already been flushed down the toilet?
