silence7@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-26 months agoMan Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1416arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1413arrow-down1external-linkMan Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C. | A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.www.nytimes.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-26 months agomessage-square87linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·6 months agoWhen our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 months agoThe real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe. And the puritans of course
minus-squareRhonda Sandtits@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 months ago“So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?”
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoNo not like WW1, they had far superior fashion. Look at the archduke, mans mustache alone has more drip than any federal agent.
minus-squareZaktor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoBut this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
minus-squareSPRUNT@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months ago“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”
When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we’ll have to say “so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…”
The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.
And the puritans of course
Material Conditions go brrr
“So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?”
No not like WW1, they had far superior fashion. Look at the archduke, mans mustache alone has more drip than any federal agent.
But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.
“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”