• addie@feddit.uk
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      5 days ago

      Yeah, but that one doesn’t have the right gear on. Section 4 of the laws of the game say:

      3(a) For ease of identification, players’ clothing must have the numbers 1 to 13 with additional numbers for the substitutes.

      4(b) A player’s normal gear shall consist of a numbered jersey of distinctive colour and/or pattern, a pair of shorts, socks of a distinctive colour and/or pattern and studded boots or shoes.

      4(f) Studs on boots or shoes shall not have sharp edges or pose a risk of injury to other players.

      If there’s one thing I know about cats, it’s that their booties have sharp edges that pose a risk of injury. That cat is going to get a red card as soon as it enters the playing field. Only language some players understand.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        5 days ago

        Look, I know rules are rules, but look at that face. That purrmuffin would never ever claw another player.

        (not unless they had it coming.)