Could’ve ended with “you’re ugly. And I’ll always love you.”

Anyway.

“I thought we agreed to only ask hypotheticals”

Would have been better as 3: “Because you are ugly.” 4: “Also, I don’t love you.”

By classical logic, an implication P -> Q is considered true whenever the left hand side is false. So for example “if the sun is made of cheese then my pants are green” is a true statement because the sun is not made of cheese.

So if we assume that this can be rephrased as “if you love me and I am beautiful then you will still love me if I become ugly” then the statement is true.