And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

None of you people are funny and I hate you

Should Lemmy support karma requirements

No, absolutely not, they can fuck right off. I hate that shit on reddit and I’ll completely stop posting to any community/instance that implements it on the fediverse. It’s completely disheartening to new users for them to find out that they can only interact after they’ve made posts elsewhere. Then they go there and those people have that too.

I try my best <3

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

By god! You’ve done it!

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your

COCK

I will report it to the shitpost police

I’ll never vote for a Liberal candidate again for as long as I live, regardless of ABC. I don’t give a fuck what the threat is. They’re effectively Democrats. Fundamentally worthless from soul to spine.

Enjoy

Hey I can always record you something specific if you want lol

Edit: Too late

I’m glad my dulcet tones can stalk your nightmares for years to come, buddy <3

Oh you misunderstand, my favorite fellow Canadian. He’s using the force to stay in position to breathe it in more deeply. The Dark Side…

Nor I, dearest user… nor I…

Total bro. You are right, everyone does it. Always kinda frustrated me people giving others shit like they’re not doing the exact same.

He never mentioned it again. Was kind of disappointing because I had seen his dick once when he was just strutting naked around the house and, like, one tasty looking dick. Alas, I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself knowing that he wasn’t making a sober decision. Didn’t want to take advantage of him.

Oh god. The day has arrived.

Here you go.