• AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Because he never thought he’d get this far and has no fucking clue what he’s doing, like a dog that caught the car it was chasing

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      And he shat himself. Some say it’s because he heard Trump shit his diaper and did it to match his leader. Some say it’s because he was completely unprepared for the responsibility and shat himself out of fear. But everyone agrees he shat himself and has no idea what to do next.