So, the internet took off. This lady is putting a picture of her food on her personal website. There is a respiratory disease pandemic so people are wearing masks for public health safety measures.
Lol, it’s not that crazy. The 90s has both internet and masks.
They did, but it was very slow. Picture messaging was also a thing, but may have been early 2000s. There wasn’t much to browse on the mobile web…basic weather and news etc. Usually it was the network operator but there were offerings from yahoo and similar.
Well WAP and I-mode were both introduced in 1999 and didn’t go mainstream till 2000. So I don’t think any phone had internet access in the 90s. Even in 2000 most people had a Nokia 3210 or similar, a lot of people still had screens that could only display 2 lines of text at most.
Its a new concept. Imagine first a body of a normal person. Then add two large lumps symmetrically positioned near the front top part of the body. Next you add a flappy vertical hole with lots of curly hairs covering the area between the legs at the crotch. This hole goes up into a replication machine. Bare in mind that the replication is flawed as it makes miniature empty people. You have to grow them and feed them and teach them everything… A totally real Hazel. If you see one of these creatures you should best stay far away. You’ll live happier and they too seem happier with you not in the way…for your useful life. In the end portion of your life you’ll be kicking your nuts as to why you didn’t try to be with one of these majestic creatures. The two lumps are called the tits by the way. You never mention or touch these three areas without permission as they are protected by a highly effective security system that slaps your face proportional to the offense.
Ah, you see, they didn’t specify WHICH 90s. It’s actually a time traveler from 2493.
Humans have long since transcended the need to take photos as their bodies have been replaced by extremely advanced biomachinery that allows them to perfectly recall the exact image they wish and share it directly with someone straight into their main sentience processor.
So, the internet took off. This lady is putting a picture of her food on her personal website. There is a respiratory disease pandemic so people are wearing masks for public health safety measures.
Lol, it’s not that crazy. The 90s has both internet and masks.
Fun fact: icecream didn’t exist in the 90s. The concept of ‘cold’ was alien to them.
Ice cream was invented by John Scream in 2003 when some cold milk got into his eye by accident
Dang, I always wondered…
Ice cream was created and perpetuated by Big Cold to sell more refrigerators.
Maybe throw in a bit about how cell phones are flat rectangles now, they’re ubiquitous and have both high speed internet access and built in cameras.
Yeah, cell phones had internet in the 90’s as well.
What cell phones had internet in the 90s? Keep in mind, the Nokia brick in the early 00s is like an eidetic memory for most millennials today.
They did, but it was very slow. Picture messaging was also a thing, but may have been early 2000s. There wasn’t much to browse on the mobile web…basic weather and news etc. Usually it was the network operator but there were offerings from yahoo and similar.
Well WAP and I-mode were both introduced in 1999 and didn’t go mainstream till 2000. So I don’t think any phone had internet access in the 90s. Even in 2000 most people had a Nokia 3210 or similar, a lot of people still had screens that could only display 2 lines of text at most.
Source
The Nokia 7110 was the first, launched Oct 1999.
WTF is a lady??? 🤯
Its a new concept. Imagine first a body of a normal person. Then add two large lumps symmetrically positioned near the front top part of the body. Next you add a flappy vertical hole with lots of curly hairs covering the area between the legs at the crotch. This hole goes up into a replication machine. Bare in mind that the replication is flawed as it makes miniature empty people. You have to grow them and feed them and teach them everything… A totally real Hazel. If you see one of these creatures you should best stay far away. You’ll live happier and they too seem happier with you not in the way…for your useful life. In the end portion of your life you’ll be kicking your nuts as to why you didn’t try to be with one of these majestic creatures. The two lumps are called the tits by the way. You never mention or touch these three areas without permission as they are protected by a highly effective security system that slaps your face proportional to the offense.
Ah, you see, they didn’t specify WHICH 90s. It’s actually a time traveler from 2493.
Humans have long since transcended the need to take photos as their bodies have been replaced by extremely advanced biomachinery that allows them to perfectly recall the exact image they wish and share it directly with someone straight into their main sentience processor.
Sounds like hell.
Y’all remember SARS? I know that wasn’t 90s but still
They would probably think taking pictures of food was the coolest thing too