I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.
Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.
It’ll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you’re making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven’t vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it’s legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that’s not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don’t put me on a mailing list.
The Quran
“Thanks Obama” coffee mug
Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?
“Release the pizzagate files”
Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D
I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn’t just like this?
Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
A dildo
get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
This, except I wouldn’t leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.
Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
Trump body pillow.
This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk
Fridge magnet