Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoFor the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”news.kraftheinzcompany.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up137arrow-down1external-linkFor the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”news.kraftheinzcompany.comMicrotonal_Banana@lemmy.zip to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoThat’s amazingly tone deaf. “We know none of you can afford houses anymore, but look on the bright side— super cheap coffee dust!”
minus-squaredecended_being@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoThe smart (and still slimy) move would have been to rebrand as Maxwell Home.
minus-squarelimer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 days agoMaybe they could double up on the theme and have loft, efficiency, 1 and 2 bedrooms. The loft size could allow people to buy coffee once a month , given how coffee cost will increase tenfold soon
minus-squareAllYourSmurf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoComplete with a shady “lease” to sign as a promotion.
That’s amazingly tone deaf.
“We know none of you can afford houses anymore, but look on the bright side— super cheap coffee dust!”
The smart (and still slimy) move would have been to rebrand as Maxwell Home.
Maybe they could double up on the theme and have loft, efficiency, 1 and 2 bedrooms.
The loft size could allow people to buy coffee once a month , given how coffee cost will increase tenfold soon
Maxwell AirBnB.
Complete with a shady “lease” to sign as a promotion.