• GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    WTF? Those things cost money!

    WTF kind of money do you have right now, Donny? You don’t even have “pay my own employees” money, Donny. You ain’t got shit other than make a bunch of people literally shoot money into the ocean so you can feel like a big man? A literal tiny dick move, Donny? That’s how you handle this? Why not drive up to the event in a F-350 pickup and complete the tiny dick hat trick, Donny?

  • z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    Say, what did the American Revolutionaries do instead of protesting the King of England? Hmm…wait, why did they call themselves American Revolutionaries and not English Colony Protestors? Hmm…fucking…hmmm…

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      Oh yeah. I remember when the revolution started with the declaration of independence. And there were no historical resistance events before that point. Just a paper got signed and the war and resistance started right then and there /s