🤷 I could say the same about a variety of kinks. It’s someone’s jam even if it’s not mine.

This one has the benefit of being true.

I never sang the song long enough to get to that line.

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Read? An article?

You asked for it.

Truthfully, I think it makes his head look more normal.

Fixed

I thought that’s what softcore porn is for.

Well, it could have happened to worse things, but this is a good start.

The list of legal things Trump has done this presidency might be shorter.

I relate to the friend problem too much. Last friend I made was ~15 years ago.

I do it better and just don’t use reddit. They fucked their platform. Let them stew in it.

Only if they don’t fall down.

Just rolls off the tongue.

Secret handshake

Would be funny for a bit though. “Yea, I know he shot someone, but some other guy across town did the same thing just a few minutes prior so technically he didn’t didn’t do anything illegal as the other guy broke the law.”

Can’t call it cracker milk anymore. Might offend someone.