Childhood has zero freedom. Also its can be emotionally excrutiating if you rolled bad rng and got shitty parents.
Adulthood is just wage slavery.
Being old is just dementia and suffering from a lot of diseases.
What the hell? This game sucks 0/10
I wanna play this game respawned as a cat, with a faithful human servant of course.


you missed teens. old enough to be free from wage slavery young enough to get away with murder.
fuck, I should’ve gotten a free increase in KDR, now I’ll forever be known as 007 (0 kills, 0 assists, have 7 Adverse Childhood Experiences)
How do you know about that? I was very careful!!