• Kintarian@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Santa won’t be allowed into the US because he’s obviously a liberal giving presents to poor children, obviously a terrorist.

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      20 hours ago

      I celebrate the winter solstice as the night of family. You and your immediate circle of close family gather to appreciate each other’s company. You’re only allowed to give useful clothing, hand made goods, or items that will meaningfully improve the life of a loved one. Last year I gave my spouse a coat hook with a dinosaur on it for her backpack.

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      20 hours ago

      Hmmmmm. Hey guys! It’ll be really easy to steal things from this guys house on black Friday. All you gotta do is be quiet. He’s going to eat himself into a coma on Thanksgiving!!!