• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Every bike in The Netherlands is automatically equipped with a radio locked on a communist radio station frequency with a loud speaker which cannot be turned off. If the police find you with the radio off or not loud enough, you will be sent to the Gulag called Urk where you will be forced to produce stroopwafels for the glory of the workers!

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        Oh my. Must suck living in a socialist hellhole. Free healthcare that doesn’t send you bankrupt if you have the misfortune of becoming sick. I’ll stick with crippling debt for life thank you very much (not really. I’m in Australia)

        Oh. Don’t forget about the mass shootings every day

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          Healthcare isn’t free sadly. I pay 180 insurance fees monthly and have to pay max 385 own-risk per year when I need care. Which I go through every January. But at least most is covered and it includes basic dental (add-on, not standard).