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minus-squarefort_burp@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·1 month agoAmericans have already done the math
minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoBaby is born Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life? Baby: What do you mean free trial? Doctor: It costs money to live. Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoThat’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.
Americans have already done the math
Baby is born
Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life?
Baby: What do you mean free trial?
Doctor: It costs money to live.
Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.