I like to think Hell is just a big constant party. I mean, all the best people are there, and Satan seems like a pretty chill guy in the Bible. I bet his parties are just non-stop fun.

If you believe in what the Bible says, Christians are in Heaven. This list includes Hitler, much to the dismay of many Christians I know who have rewritten the rules in their mind in order to exclude him. I don’t know if you’ve ever hung out with a huge group of exclusively Christians, but it’s not exactly what I would describe as “fun”.